Thursday, November 1, 2018

Spookier ‘Cause It’s True!



I Know You Lion!

There’s a new trend in Chinese lending – lie detecting software.  Who needs underwriters when you’ve got a lie detector?  Ping An, a Chinese financial services conglomerate, has developed technology that tracks 54 involuntary micro-expressions to detect truthfulness. 
Don’t expect the software to be coming to the West any time soon. Imagine the lawsuits!–  To read article, CLICK HERE.

Booby-Trapped House
The bomb specialists with the FBI suspected that the Oregon house was booby-trapped.  It was confirmed when the first agent entered the front door, tripped a wire, and a shot rang out, hitting the agent in the leg.  The shot came from a concealed gun in a wheel chair. 
Agents proceeded to disarm two other booby-traps, when they discovered a hot tub, laying on it’s side, rigged to come crashing down, Indiana Jones style, on anyone that tried to open the front gate of the home. Imagine the AVID when the house is sold! To read article, CLICK HERE.

Arachnophobia to Pyromania  
A man in Fresno this month was house sitting for his parents in their suburban home.  Firefighters were called in the evening to extinguish the blazing attic. Apparently, the man, IQ unknown, was trying to kill black widow spiders in the home with a BLOWTORCH!    CLICK HERE to real article. Fortunately, no HUMANS were injured, but that didn’t stop PETA from weighing in…
Apparently, the folks at PETA were not pleased with the blowtorch method for pest eradication.  They point out that spiders are smart animals…and that “their designs are often copied by human engineers”.  Sorry, we can’t make this up. They are sending the young man a humane bug catcher.  For article, CLICK HERE.

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